September 2009
(215): Jeremys mom is here. I gave... →
(215): Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
(626): it was like eating out sand... →
(626): it was like eating out sand paper
(586): yeah. you were just sitting... →
(586): yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
(724): Ah why did you tell everyone... →
(724): Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
(909): so i decided to listen to... →
(909): so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Anonymous says FML →
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
commando says FML →
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I’m a drum…
Is ‘Paranormal Activity’ one of the scariest... →
Is ‘Paranormal Activity’ one of the scariest films of the last decade?
In one word; yes.
If you love experimental horror films and were a fan of ‘The Blair Witch’ project, then you must…
NiHao says FML →
Today, I was at my friend’s dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I’m majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends…
(207): I think I'd rather ejaculate... →
(207): I think I’d rather ejaculate tabasco. You’d have to scrape out guacamole.
e11ie says FML →
Today, while my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he looked down at my chest and said “I can’t wait for the day that these produce milk.” We’ve only been dating a few months and I have no…
(734): Can someone please explain... →
(734): Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
(716): i feel like i want to date... →
(716): i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
screwwyou says FML →
Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said “Hey wanna hear a joke?” I said “Yes.” He said, “Our relationship.” and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
Apple App Store downloads pass the two billion... →
It’s official: the App Store is growing like a weed. This past July, Apple issued an App Store status report of sorts — stating that its on-device software distribution platform had…
(240): she said your name and I... →
(240): she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Hacked Floppy Disk Drive Plays Star Wars Music →
Shared by sami
cool if its not fake
This floppy disk drive has been altered to play the Darth Vader theme from Star Wars. I have no idea how, but here’s an explanation floating around…
Fail: Xbox 360 Need for Speed Shift crashes...into... →
Shared by Slimfady
Balmer will probably be slamming things around tonight
We’ve seen our fair share of bugs and crashes, but this one has to be a huge wake-up call for the developers. Insert …
09.28.2009 →
Archive 09.28.2009 by Rob
vcarder says FML →
Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML
Fmycar says FML →
Today, my football team played in a game against our rival school that was just a few blocks away. We hadn’t lost the game in exactly 49 years, we were playing for the 50th year win. We lost 63-0,…
(919): his penis is like a homeless... →
(919): his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I’ve satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
(412): u sent me just one boob. one... →
(412): u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Difference between Eastern and Western Lifestyle →
Shared by sami
very true. well put
Yang Liu born in 1976, since 1990 in Germany. She studied at UWE at Bristol, UK and gradueted with Master degree from University of Arts Berlin, with Prof….
snottyface says FML →
Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed…
Anonymous says FML →
Today, I went our school’s football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school’s logo “FFSS” painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home…
(847): why do our vaginas work when... →
(847): why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it’s just not fair.
ABC is giving V a split launch for some reason →
I’m a little worried about ABC’s thinking behind this latest move. As announced, the remake of the classic ’80s mini-series V will launch on November 4th. But now, after four…
New shows that are worth watching →
‘Flash Forward’
‘Cougar Town’ (a surprisingly strong pilot at least, I…
09.26.2009 →
Archive 09.26.2009 by Rob
itsalwayssunny:
monkeyknifefight:
Mac: I want... →
itsalwayssunny:
monkeyknifefight:
Mac: I want my 35 cents back. Charlie, give him the pear. Charlie: I can’t, I just ate it. Mac: The whole thing? Charlie: Yeah, it was pretty…
(408): You don't have to be... →
(408): You don’t have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
(412): I have big tits. Rules don... →
(412): I have big tits. Rules don’t apply to me.
(334): I haven't been able to trust... →
(334): I haven’t been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
(518): you proceeded to suck on ur... →
(518): you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
'Date Check' App Lets You Perform Background... →
The Internet has put an unsettling amount information at our fingertips. Now that the Web is finally usable on our phones, thanks to devices like the iPhone and Palm Pre, we can draw on…
(530): It just feels so wrong... →
(530): It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
AT&T MMS outage? →
Oh yeah. You read that correctly. We’ve received a couple tips about MMS possibly being down completely for some AT&T subscribers and a quick call to AT&T’s customer care line revealed that…
Computer scientist mods Xbox 360 to detect heart... →
We’ve seen so many mods around here that sometimes it’s truly hard to get excited over the minor stuff. Well, this doesn’t fall into that category in any way. A computer…
(425): i wonder if she gts... →
(425): i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
(203): It felt like his penis had... →
(203): It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
(863): During sex she told me I... →
(863): During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
(717): i've never been more proud... →
(717): i’ve never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13…from two chicks
(315): I wish all the girls i... →
(315): I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
$4,000 Alienware Aurora ALX benchmarked:... →
Alienware’s Aurora ALX, which was just unveiled this week alongside ATI’s blisteringly fast Radeon HD 5870 GPU, gets going at $2,299. If that doesn’t bother you, the late-October…
(812): i don't think you understand... →
(812): i don’t think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
(515): Well, I'm a guy so I don't... →
(515): Well, I’m a guy so I don’t have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
(972): It's sad that I have started... →
(972): It’s sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack…I’m getting old
First Look: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in Greg... →
We’ve seen a few video blogs from the set of Paul (like this and this), the geek road trip movie written by Nick Frost and Simon Pegg and directed by Greg Mottola. But we haven’t seen…
(561): My vagina smells like... →
(561): My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.