August 2009
regected says FML →
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear “Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses.” Then she looked at me and walked…
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This is pure crap. I am shocked at how many people talk crap about the Twilight series that have never read them.
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shaggy says FML →
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour’s daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing ‘It Wasn’t Me’ by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
morning headlines →
MACUALAY CULKIN - is reportedly the biological father of Blanket, Michael Jacksons 7-year-old son. Culkin allegedly donated sperm to Michael when he was 21. Yeah I bet he did. It sounds like the cops…
High School and Porn Site Have Similar Web... →
A Florida high school is having serious problems with its Web presence, and it has nothing to do with viruses, spam, or hackers. Both PaceHighSchool.net and PaceHighSchool.com are…
NintendoGuy says FML →
Today, while driving, I saw a banana skin in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it, driving my car into the ditch. Thanks Mario Kart. FML
grand finale →
The movie finished shooting this week! Now they will work on post-production (editing, special effects, etc) forever, and I will draw the comic book forever, and one day…
pokie says FML →
Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
Ned says FML →
Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am….
arsewipe92 says FML →
Today, after two years of dating, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend on my birthday. It wasn’t as all like I dreamed about; I dreamt that I wasn’t allergic to latex. FML
Man uses ‘Find My iPhone’ to locate his iPhone…... →
It’s the moment every iPhone owner dreads — but secretly dreams about. You’re walking in a dark alley (or near the intersection of Amberson Avenue and Amberson Place in Shadyside, in…
sigh says FML →
Today, my boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask him why. He tells me that when I’m naked and on top of…
The Orange Goo That Could Save Your Laptop →
Barence writes “A British company has patented what can only be described as an orange goo that could save your laptop or iPod after a nasty fall. The amazing material is soft and malleable like…
Dell coupon slims down prices on new console SKUs →
Dell’s website is basically always the cheapest way to get a new console, as the company frequently offers 15% off coupons that can be applied to console purchases (as well as “computers”…
Timmah says FML →
Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML
Mac OS X, now HDTV-ready with 10.6 →
Filed under: Video, Snow Leopard
Got a fancy new Mac with some flavor of DisplayPort connector and a shiny new copy of OS X 10.6 Snow Leopard installed? If you do and you also…
shaggy says FML →
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with the neighbour’s daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing ‘It Wasn’t Me’ by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
Disney To Acquire Marvel Entertainment for $4... →
According to the New York Times (via Topless Robot), Disney has agreed to acquire Marvel Entertainment for $4 billion in cash and stock. This deal gives Disney rights to over Marvel’s…
Apple reportedly building 13-inch and 15-inch... →
We all certainly remember what happens when sites doubt Gizmodo’s “reliable sources” — Steve Jobs’ health, anyone? As such, a particularly interesting rumor emerged this morning that…
coolhand says FML →
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
notenough says FML →
Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in…
Anonymous says FML →
Today, I went on a date with another girl to a diner behind my girlfriend’s back. My girlfriend was our waitress. She got a secret job at the diner to pay for my birthday present. FML
Snow Leopard: The new one gigabyte, now slimmer... →
Filed under: Hardware, Snow Leopard
We’ve gotten more than a few emails over the past 24 hours ruminating over how Snow Leopard has changed the way that file and drive sizes are…
Anonymous says FML →
Today, I was looking at myself on the mirror. I told my husband that I looked too fat, and asked him to say something nice to me to improve my self-esteem. He told me that I had very good eyesight….
Apple reportedly building 13-inch and 15-inch... →
We all certainly remember what happens when sites doubt Gizmodo’s “reliable sources” — Steve Jobs’ health, anyone? As such, a particularly interesting rumor emerged this morning that…
abercrombieef says FML →
Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I’m at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won’t get hurt. FML
Michelle says FML →
Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, “I’m not David.” Then, with an Italian accent, he said, “It’s-a-me! Mario!” FML
Oakley C Six shades: CNC-milled from solid carbon... →
Filed under: Etc., Design/Style
Carbon fiber. It’s light, it’s strong, and it looks so darn cool. As such, we doubt we’re the only ones who’ve wondered why we don’t see more…
Officially Official: Happy 50th - it's the MINI... →
Filed under: Concept Cars, Frankfurt Motor Show, Coupe, MINI
The Mini Coupé Concept - Click above for high-res image gallery
Rumors have been swirling for months about…
The next Batman flick could be all-IMAX →
Filed under: Misc, Blu-ray
It’s absolutely no secret that The Dark Knight director Chris Nolan is a big fan of IMAX, the latest rumors indicate his third Batman flick could make…
XM Sirius announces SkyDock for iPhone and iPod... →
Filed under: Handsets, Apple, iPhone OS
As Sirius XM fanboys are well aware, the company is expected to debut its XM SkyDock satellite radio controller for iPhone / iPod touch at…
agentmlovestacos:
Wow. There really is an app for... →
agentmlovestacos:
Wow. There really is an app for everything on the iPhone.
nofriends says FML →
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won’t receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don’t text me back. FML
lonelyboy101 says FML →
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I’m sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, I start laughing thinking…
gonebabygone says FML →
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said ‘well you never…
AreYouSerious says FML →
Today, my husband and I decided to take a romantic trip to the beach. We got pulled over, and shortly thereafter he was arrested. Just so happens you can’t miss child support payments for your twelve…
Snakes on a Cane was Hugh Laurie's idea →
Yesterday, FOX officially announced the connection between its on-going Snakes on a Cane viral campaign to their drama House. While I don’t really understand why a reveal was necessary (I…
lilbit says FML →
Today, while at an amusement park my husband left me to walk with all of our friends because he said that I moved too slow. I’m pregnant. FML
TV just had its most-watched summer ever while the... →
What an interesting summer for television. In general, the claim that television viewing reached an all-time high this summer doesn’t really surprise me. After all, we’re in what the media…
Apple to iPhone developers: Please make your apps... →
Apple strikes again. Normally, when an iPhone/iPod touch app gets updated it’s good news. Woo hoo — new features, new fun! iStat users who updated their app to the latest version that…
Yelp for iPhone's hidden augmented reality feature →
Filed under: Software, Internet Tools, iPhone
Earlier today I was reading about Metro Paris Subway [iTunes link], the first augmented reality (AR) app to hit the App Store and…
Facebook 3.0 for iPhone released →
Filed under: Software Update, iPhone, iPod touch
After a couple of weeks of waiting in the iTunes app store approval queue, the 3rd major update of the popular Facebook for iPhone [
FCC formally launches inquiry into wireless... →
Well, we can’t say we didn’t see this one coming. At today’s meeting, the FCC has said that it will be launching a formal inquiry into the wireless industry and specifically into…
Summer Glau joins ‘Dollhouse’
“Summer Glau is... →
Summer Glau joins ‘Dollhouse’
“Summer Glau is reuniting with Joss Whedon and joining the cast of “Dollhouse” this fall. The actress who starred in Fox’s now-defunct “Terminator: The Sarah…
Avril is headed for divorce →
This won’t win any points with the cool kids, but I think Sum 41 is okay. “We’re All To Blame” is a good song, and “Fat Lip”. So it seemed weird that Sums lead singer would put up with Avril Lavignes…
LizP40 says FML →
Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, “Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don’t we wait a while so you’ve had some time to…
Xbox Live's Twitter and Facebook free for Gold,... →
Always read the fine print. Part of a footnote from this morning’s Xbox 360 price cut press release bore this little oh-by-the-way: “Xbox Live Gold Membership will be required for…
singlesoon says FML →
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he’d been arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover cop. FML
isoheartcaitlin says FML →
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after having sex a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says “I smell chicken.” FML
Ubisoft wants to know why you kill people →
Ubisoft’s new community site for Assassin’s Creed II fans is asking members to submit YouTube videos explaining their own personal “Assassin’s Creeds.” “Write your own version of ‘The…