December 2009
(973): They made my facebook status... →
(973): They made my facebook status “I got my period!!!.” Every guy I’ve had sex with at college liked it.
Local News Commits a Twitter-Induced Billboard... →
We understand why the mainstream media would want to take every opportunity they can to let the world know that they’re on Twitter. After all, Twitter’s “hip,” right? Sometimes, though,…
Bagel Bite Burgers
Mini burgers with Bagel Bites... →
Bagel Bite Burgers
Mini burgers with Bagel Bites for buns.
(Submitted by Andy Shank)
November 2009
Sony outs world's first TransferJet chips for... →
Induction chargers like Palm’s Touchstone are great and all but they lack one significant feature long mastered by USB tethers: data transfer. That could soon change as Sony begins pushing…
Experiment →
moon_paw says FML →
Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying “honk honk” whenever he touches them. FML
Dude says FML →
Today, my 2 year old thought it would be absolutely hilarious to lock me out of the house, turn Spongebob on the TV, and get a chocolate bar from the fridge. All while I was outside. My husband was…
iPhone App gives Xbox Live users complete control... →
A new iPhone application entering the crowed marketplace allows all Xbox Live addicts the ability to connect to their account and do pretty much everything you can think of. Bad news,…
Orange/Blue Contrast in Movie Posters →
I’m sure you’re aware of Hollywood’s overuse of floating heads on movie posters… but have you noticed the excessive use of orange/blue contrast on theatrical one-sheets? David Chen happened…
Shaquille O'Neal Pays For Shaniya Davis's Funeral →
The other day we were discussing the many careers of Shaquille O’Neal (his most recent adventure has him curating an art show) but basketball star Shaquille O’Neal is also known for his…
Anonymous says FML →
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendinitis and asked me, “Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?” I just smiled like a…
fartlover says FML →
Today, I went over to my boyfriend’s apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as a walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, “I’m not cooking anything. I just farted.” FML
anonymous says FML →
Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML
Anonymous says FML →
Today, I spent the entire day at the hospital and was sent home attached to an obnoxious and somewhat painful heart monitor. I felt fine and decided to go to a bonfire with a few friends. I thought…
LonelyLoner says FML →
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her…
(847): You did not just nickname me... →
(847): You did not just nickname me “Nipples”.
Buffalo busts out its first 12x Blu-ray burner,... →
Sure, your computer doesn’t have a USB 3.0 plug, and there’s no such thing as a 12x Blu-ray disc for mass consumption just yet, but we shouldn’t let those pesky details get in the way of…
well-this-is-awkward:(via staree) →
well-this-is-awkward:(via staree)
michaelmcgee:
(via ilovecharts) →
michaelmcgee:
(via ilovecharts)
(212): so when we got to the frat... →
(212): so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl’s sorority t shirt…something tells me he’s done this…
NotSoSexy says FML →
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to…
ehwat says FML →
Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can’t afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
amy1023 says FML →
Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me then “What do you have to be stressed out about?” I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was…
Google updates movie search for iPhone, WebOS, or... →
iPhone, WebOS or Android owners have yet another alternative to find the hottest movies at local theaters while out and about. Point your web browser to the new mobile version of Google…
'Funny People' Star Aziz Ansari Getting His Own... →
If the sound of the name “Ruh-Ruh-Ruh-Raaaaaaaandy!” partnered with a few DJ effects and the sight of comic actor Aziz Ansari jumping maniacally around a stage made you tingle in Judd…
(937): Already tried, she's too... →
(937): Already tried, she’s too smart for that. I need a Primos “Do your wife in the butt” lure/call to trick her into wanting it
How We'd Store Our Ferrari [Garage Porn] →
We don’t have a Ferrari. But if we did we’d consider building an entire house around it so you could view it while cooking, eating, or defecating. Heck, we’re gonna do it for our Volvo. […
Google updates movie search for iPhone, WebOS, or... →
iPhone, WebOS or Android owners have yet another alternative to find the hottest movies at local theaters while out and about. Point your web browser to the new mobile version of Google…
Rock Band platform now has over 1,000 songs →
A recent press release has informed us that with the release of today’s Rock Band 2 DLC pack, Harmonix has met its goal of having over 1,000 songs on the platform before the…
SkiFree →
Anonymous says FML →
Today, I deleted a document I had been working on for two days at work. My boobs grazed the ‘delete’ button on my keyboard as I leaned over to grab a pen. Explain that to my boss. FML
Real or Fake? Neglected Girlfriend Destroys Xbox →
Analysts have been torn when investigating the addictive properties of video games, but at least one lonely girlfriend believes the debatable affliction is indeed very real. Apparently, she…
The World According to Americans →
This got big laughs in Berlin (despite the description of Europe)
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Hat tip Prieur!
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Not to be confused with Saul Steinberg’s New Yorker cover (March 29, 1976) “View of the World…
themattsmith:
indieandyy:
If you play “Sex On... →
themattsmith:
indieandyy:
If you play “Sex On Fire” I will skip it. - mgmt
(via wired)
begging for a sign next to it that reads
If you play “Electric Feel” I will skip it. -…
No Oprah's Favorite Things in 2009 →
If you need more proof that the economic collapse is the real thing — you know, other than your shrinking salary, skyrocketing medical insurance premiums, inability to pay off your credit…
knockfirst says FML →
Today, I walked in on my sisters boyfriend masturbating in the bathroom at 3 am. He told me I didn’t have to leave. FML
sexyconvo says FML →
Today, I tried to convince my boyfriend to come over, telling him it would be “worth his time.” He asked, “How?” I said, “Dazzling conversation of course. Just kidding, you’ll probably get laid.” He…
(914): I wish you got a... →
(914): I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you…
(718): we played lady the tramp... →
(718): we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald’s….im in love.
(847): can a guy be partially... →
(847): can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at…
Handbrake 0.9.4 released, includes 64-bit support →
Filed under: Multimedia, Freeware, Open Source
It’s been a year in coming, but Handbrake, the multiplatform, open-source video transcoder, has been updated to version 0.9.4. It’s…
christinahaberkern:
The Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody →
christinahaberkern:
The Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody
(502): I told her I was team Edward... →
(502): I told her I was team Edward. I haven’t gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Super Emo Friends →
JSalvador’s Super Emo Friends on sale for $20 each at Etsy. *Previously: Emo Sackboy. *Buy Heroclix at eBay.
Send attachments while offline →
Posted by Andy Palay, Software Engineer One of the most requested features for Offline Gmail has been the ability to include attachments in messages composed while offline. Starting today,…
BRM V12-T-44 Abarth Chronograph →
Any performance automaker worth its logo has got to have a wristwatch to match. And while a carmaker’s choice of wristwatch - think Panerai and Ferrari, Breitling and Bentley, Parmigiani…
RA: Renters Anonymous – Nov 24th, 2009 →
New Releases
Angels & Demons – 6.2/10 – Trailer Starring Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor, Ayelet Zurer, Stellan Skarsgard, Pierfrancesco Favino, Nikolaj Lie Kaas
When a murder of a…
US Air Force to purchase 2200 more PS3s →
Shared by Brad
WTF … ?
You may laugh at the “It Only Does Everything” ads but those of us with a cot in the Joystiq Bunker understand that they’re a sign that the end is nigh. Why?…
Man trapped in a 23-year ‘coma’ was conscious... →
Doctors in Belgium have freed a hospital patient from a 23-year nightmare after discovering the man had been misdiagnosed with a coma.
Rom Houben, now 46, suffered serious injuries in a…
Oasis of the Seas →
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — The world’s largest cruise ship has arrived in South Florida. Royal Caribbean Cruises Ltd.’s 16-deck Oasis of the Seas docked Friday at Port Everglades in Fort…