October 2009
(858): Let's go to weight watchers... →
(858): Let’s go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Oct 31st
Beta version of Firefox 3.6 for Mac now available →
Filed under: Beta Beat Want to see something scary this Halloween? Like, perhaps, a browser that doesn’t coddle you with all that silly stability and reliable performance? Feel like…
Oct 31st
Boy Kills Brother Over Computer Volume Level →
Filed under: Computers Siblings fight all the time, sure. And nowadays, the disputes tend to center around the family gadgets — anything from control of the TV remote to whose turn it is…
Oct 31st
Comic for October 31, 2009 →
Oct 31st
Gattaca to Spawn TV Series →
We don’t know a lot about this project yet, but buried in a trade break about Denis Leary’s production shingle Apostle Films, which is developing a bunch of new shows to prepare for Rescue…
Oct 31st
Hey Jude Flow Chart →
Inspired by the Total Eclipse Of The Heart flow chart, love all this created the Hey Jude Flow Chart to help you unravel one of The Beatles’ most complicated songs. via Merlin Mann
Oct 31st
This is Why Google Scares the Sh*t Out of... →
Wow. I mean really, WOW! One announcement of a Web based product that is currently inferior to your product that only runs on a very limited number of devices and your company looses…
Oct 31st
5 Smart Playlists to help you manage your iTunes... →
Filed under: How-tos, iTunes, TUAW Tips Smart playlists have been a feature of iTunes since version 3.0 (circa 2002), and they provide a means for you to create…
Oct 31st
Caffeine & Edibles : Blood Caffeinated Energy... →
The world’s first caffeinated, blood substitute, energy potion. You wanna suck blood? Then suck on this. Really, it’s a synthetic blood energy potion - suck on it. It will make you feel…
Oct 31st
Sleek Audio's SA1 earbuds bring Kleer wireless,... →
Sleek Audio earbuds have always had a certain allure, but for most, the sticker shock alone was enough to turn ‘em away. Now, however, the boutique audio shop has punched out its very…
Oct 31st
BaconBreathBlonde says FML →
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like…
Oct 30th
(661): i get tired of guys telling... →
(661): i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Oct 30th
hoarr: Gonzo’s Journal: October 12th, 1985.... →
hoarr: Gonzo’s Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a Muppet died in New York
Oct 30th
(248): I know ur sleeping, sorry... →
(248): I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Oct 30th
(551): Then he told me I had the... →
(551): Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Oct 30th
(612): I told him I'd give him a BJ... →
(612): I told him I’d give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Oct 30th
Nintendo DSi XL coming to America in Q1 2010 →
Since Europe and Japan can’t have all the fun — unless, of course, it’s a black Nintendo Wii — the super-sized DSi XL is also due out in the US sometime in Q1 2010, according to a…
Oct 30th
EA details Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Limited... →
EA and DICE revealed today what’s to be found with the treasure trove of weaponry in Battlefield: Bad Company 2’s Limited Edition retail release. The BFBC2 “while supplies last”…
Oct 30th
Google Unveils Music Onebox Search Service →
Filed under: Audio/Video, Google, Web At a media panel discussion and concert in Hollywood yesterday, Google finally unveiled its long awaited music search service, Music Onebox….
Oct 30th
Trillian's 75-day limbo: the App Store, Freewill,... →
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, App Store What do United States politics, a Canadian rock song, and a California computer company have in common? Here are some hints: the Pocket…
Oct 30th
Ubuntu 9.10 'Karmic Koala' released, could decide... →
It’s October 2009 which means something very special for Linux fans: a 9.10 release of Ubuntu. Today we see the launch of “Karmic Koala” featuring a faster graphical boot sequence…
Oct 29th
Broadcom's new DVR chip could make all our dreams... →
Filed under: Industry, DVRs We look to our TV provider and companies like TiVo and Moxi to bring us DVRs, but the one thing just about every DVR has in common is a Broadcom chip…
Oct 29th
Paul Blart: Mall Cop Director to Helm Short... →
We’ve known that Dimension would remake Short Circuit, and we’ve known that Robot Chicken writer Dan Milano would be scripting. Now we’ve got a director: Steve Carr. Who? How about…
Oct 28th
Motorola DROID finally official, coming November... →
Being the only people on the planet with a Motorola Droid not under armed guard was one hell of a ride, but come November 6th we’re going to have a lot of company as that’s the day…
Oct 28th
Anonymous says FML →
Today, I met up with a girl I’ve been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
Oct 28th
(817): Ever since I got married, I... →
(817): Ever since I got married, I’ve become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Oct 28th
Asustek announces a 1.1 Teraflop, Tesla GPU... →
Some of us love nothing more than a portable and convenient netbook — something that Asustek knows all too well — but how about those of us who need real computing power? To that…
Oct 28th
Motorola DROID finally official, coming November... →
Being the only people on the planet with a Motorola Droid not under armed guard was one hell of a ride, but come November 6th we’re going to have a lot of company as that’s the day…
Oct 28th
(905): Cure to hiccups..road head.... →
(905): Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Oct 28th
(+61): She has 2500 facebook... →
(+61): She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Oct 28th
TAG Heuer Monaco V4 Photos →
Here are a few shots of the new TAG Heuer Monaco V4 watch, production is limited to 150 pieces worldwide. One hundred will be delivered in 2009, with the rest being delivered in 2010.
Oct 28th
gatekeeper: nikon mug - good morning →
gatekeeper: nikon mug - good morning
Oct 28th
RA: Renters Anonymous – October 27th, 2009 →
New Releases Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs – 6.8/10 – Trailer Starring Ray Romano, Queen Latifah, Denis Leary, John Leguizamo, Seann William Scott, Josh Peck, Simon Pegg, Chris Wedge
Oct 28th
Dell Multi-Touch Monitor →
Prepare for Windows 7 with the Dell Multi-Touch Monitor ($470). This 21.5-inch Full HD panel is fully compatible with the multi-touch features of Win 7, and also features a two… Visit
Oct 28th
Shape-shifting 'Breathing Chair' looks to make the... →
Shape-shifting chairs may not always be the most attractive additions to your living room, but Taiwanese designer Yu-Ying Wu is hoping to change that with her so-called “Breathing…
Oct 28th
Kristin Chenoweth to return to Glee →
I didn’t think we’d seen the last of boozy old gleester April Rhodes, and now it’s official. Kristin Chenoweth is reprising her role on Glee for at least one more episode, to air in…
Oct 28th
10.27.2009 →
Archive 10.27.2009 by Dave
Oct 28th
(224): he showed up at my house... →
(224): he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said “girlfriend?”
Oct 28th
Imogen Heap - Thriller (Originally by Michael... →
Imogen Heap - Thriller  (Originally by Michael Jackson) Download here.
Oct 27th
(412): he made transformer sounds... →
(412): he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Oct 27th
Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu... →
If you’ve seen our own Adam Frucci’s hilarious review of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can, you know the deal. It’s a fake beer can/rubbery vagina that you put your wang in. Well, now it has…
Oct 27th
GeoCities Closes Tomorrow: Goodbye, Old Friend →
So, we’ve come to the end of the road. The service that hosted the first website for a generation is set to close down tomorrow. If you’re a GeoCities user, you’ve been given plenty…
Oct 27th
Oh God, Clippy Has Escaped to Meatspace [Clippy] →
It looks like you’re being clever. Would you like me to help you post that to the internet? [Reddit via The Daily What]
Oct 27th
FYLyfer says FML →
Today, while at Wendy’s with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
Oct 27th
Teapots Have a Dribbling Problem—Who Knew?... →
Just like grandpa, teapots have long suffered from a dribbling problem. No longer. You see, teapots have this annoying habit of dribbling a bit, especially during low rates of flow. A team of…
Oct 27th
Power Socket SWITCH does away with need to unplug →
We’ve been told pretty often to unplug our devices from the main power outlet whenever they are not in use just in case of an electrical surge that might just kill off whatever devices…
Oct 27th
Microsoft ditches Family Guy special... for being... →
Face? Meet palm. Microsoft’s decided to pull out of its co-sponsoring of “Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex’s Almost Live Comedy Show” after execs attending the taping came to the…
Oct 27th
Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis Finally Unite... →
Oh, the irony! The three biggest action stars of the ’80s — Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis — finally shot a scene together last weekend, for Stallone’s film …
Oct 27th
kl says FML →
Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 mississippi, 2 mississippi, 3 mississippi, done. FML
Oct 26th
Tilera's 100-core Tile-GX processor won't boil the... →
Sixty-four, sixty-shmore… that’s so 2007 in terms of processing cores found in a single CPU: one hundred cores is where the future of computing resides. This magnificent engineering feat…
Oct 26th